Hello Students- Here are a few jokes to make you smile! Kuk Sool!
Two guys were in a Do Jang when a mad dog came flying in and attacked the smaller guy. The larger guy grabbed a belt and strangled the dog. A news reporter standing by said, "You're a hero!" He wrote in his notebook the heading "Kuk Sool Hero Saves Friend from Savage Dog!"
The guy saw the note and said "I do not practice Kuk Sool, I practice Karate."
"OK," said the reporter, then wrote down "Dog Hater Kills Family Pet!!"
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There were two old Kuk Sool Masters who continued to compete in Kuk Sool tournaments well past their prime. One day, while relaxing after yet another competition, they were chatting and wondering if there is Kuk Sool in heaven and made a pact that whoever passed away first would come back and let the other know.
About a week later one of the old Kuk Sool Masters passed away. About a month after that the surviving old Kuk Sool Master was at yet another competition when all of a sudden he saw a ghost. Sure enough it was his old buddy who had come back to see him.
"Well, please tell me," asked the surviving Kuk Sool Master "Are there Kuk Sool competitions in heaven?"
"I have good news and bad news for you," replied the ghost of his old Kuk Sool buddy. "The good news is that, yes, there are Kuk Sool competitions in heaven. The bad news is that your first match is the day after tomorrow.